"I ain't a virgin, ye cunt!" he said, not adding to the creativity of the argument.

"You're getting defensive, which means that yes, you are."

"You were defensive first, so you're a cock-sucker."

Anthony knew that denying that would make Noah pleased. "Totally." So he didn't do that.

"Yeah..." he said.

That wasn't the reaction he wanted. "At least being a cock-sucker or sod or whatever means I won't get any girls pregnant."

"I hope they pay you well."

"'They?' You mean all the men who I totally whore myself out to?" ...Maybe he should actually start doing that. He needs the money, after all, and he's single now, so.... Actually, nevermind! "Because if so: absolutely. I'm actually the richest man in this town."

"If ye wouldn't drink it all and ruin yer life like the rest o' them."

"Nah, I'm still the richest man here. That's exactly why I drink and 'ruin my life' — 'cause I have the money to do so." Totally.