Fortunately for Steve, the rider had hopped off his horse with his back to the cave.

He was also the type of man who drew his pants down to full-moon for the purposes of urinating. Fancy that!

She wasn't dead, just unconscious. She lay unmoving, quieted for the moment.

FOR REAL!?

Steve pulled a face and quietly crept back so that he would not have to suffer the unsightly view any longer. This was not his day.

Ever vigilant against that last drop of pee which was determined to sully a gentleman’s pants, Full Moon took a spinning turn to try and best vengeful Nature Herself.

The horse made an undignified sound and shook its mane.

His gaze landed on Steven, dick still mid-swing.

“UuuUuuH?”

Steve froze in his spot from mortification as is face was splashed. He looked at the dick's dick. Then at his face. Then at his dick.

"Eeeeeeeeeeew!" He wiped his cheek.

Then he looked at his sleeve.

"Eeeeeeeeew!"

Pearl groaned and her eyes fluttered open... He was yelling something... She gave a weak gasp and then touched her face where it hurt, then she yelled, "Help!" only nothing came out because she was so damned tired feeling. Yes, sleep.... sleep was wonderful.

And after all that, he still got a drop in his pants.

“Hello,” he said quizzically, packing himself away once more. “Do you … live there?”

Steve was still horrified and eager to change. Ew, piss. Despite being a pirate and a drunk, he was unfortunately obsessively afraid of dirty things.

He had even forgotten about the girl.

"Yes, please excuse me, I'd like to change."

“Say!” the man who had just arched urine across his new accidental acquaintance, “do you know if the pharmacist is up this late?”

She pushed herself up, a hand going to her throbbing face for a moment before she stumbled to her feet. She picked something up and threw it as hard as she could at the wall, and again, almost as if sending out an S.O.S. "Help..." she gasped out and then from somewhere within her, she made a sound of distress that could be heard, "Help me! He's holding me captive!"